Mcr is so funny bc it’s like what if you took essentially the greatest guitarist of the 21st century who is a weird film major, the self appointed reincarnation of Joan of Arc if Joan of Arc was like. really into batman, a scene queen who looks like he’s being puppeted around by the ghost of a dead Victorian child with a hunger for britpop, and the guy who showed up to every single one of their gigs until they just forgot he wasn’t in the band and also couldnt go a day without maiming himself or someone else. And then what if they made some of the most gut wrenching gorgeous music I’ve ever heard in my life
like berries bloom when flowers die, everything has to hurt . 22 .
being in your mid twenties is a little bit like being drawn and quartered
something charmingly twentieth century about this
What’s up late night folks? Here’s an eerie shot I took down a pitch black road in the middle of the night
Extracting from the original tags: this is an 8 minute exposure — it was indeed pitch black
hey. don’t cry. crush three cloves of garlic into a pot with a dollop of olive oil and stir until golden then add one can of crushed tomatoes a bit of balsamic vinegar half a tablespoon of brown sugar half a cup of grated parmesan cheese and stir for a few minutes adding a handful of fresh spinach until wilted and mix in pasta of your choice ok?
i have a friend who has kinda bad eczema on their right hand but their left hand is fine and thats because acidity makes eczema worse and that includes vaginal acidity and my friend is both a lesbian and a slut so they finger a lot of people and that fucks up the hand they use (their right hand). Anyways do you think BBC sherlock would deduce that by looking at my friend’s hands
nothing couldve prepared me for the last sentence
THE FLY
1986, dir. David CronenbergWhite dads when you talk to them about mental illness
i get why goats are like that tbh if me and my friends had horns i’d be like yeah we should smash our heads together about it
wouldn’t even have to be another person if i’m being totally honest. i’d see a car coming down the highway and be like alright come on then let’s go.
SEND
your child to the
INTERNET DUNGEON
for ill manners
Fingal’s Cave (Staffa, Scotland)
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